If you text and drive, I’m going to say one thing to you. You’re a God-damn moron. It’s a fact as true as saying water is wet and the sky is blue. If you do it, you’re putting other people’s lives at risk. That “OMG TRACY LOL” text can kill someone. And that will be on you. Because nobody made you text and driver other than yourself. As the M1 truck crash goes to show.

Furthermore, is there ever a text that important? Probably not, actually. So keep your eyes on the road. If you don’t, you’ll end up like this chap. He’s now in jail, after causing a three car pileup on the M1. All because he was staring at his phone. It is just not worth it. So, don’t. Because we like you when you’re not in jail.