Lawrence Wittacker is the CEO of the Lister. You know, the ones that build and cars. As such, you’d assume when it’s time for old Lozza to sell his motor, he’d have it covered. Apparently not though, as he’s put his £280k 2012 Bentley Mulsanne up for sale on eBay. Starting at 99p. With no reserve. Silly man.
The 6.75 litre manor house on wheels is currently at £20,000, which is a bargain compared to the list price of the 2012 car. It’s a lot of car for your money. Options include upgraded Alloy Wheels (recently refurbished at a cost of £400 per wheel), Front Heated/Cooled Massage Seats, Rear Seat Entertainment Pack (TVs in rear) with Heated/Cooled Massage Seats, Full Electric side and rear blinds, Hand Stitched Bentley Flying Bs in the Seats, extra wood on the dashboard, Bright Stainless Door Finishers, iPod drawer, alongside Sat Nav and Climate Control as standard. Yowzer.
Bentley Mulsanne – eBay madness
We’re really not sure why Lawrence has done this. If you ask us, he either has no regard for money or he has too much faith in people. The last time we sold a car on eBay it was a nightmare. A man turned up, offered us half the money then looked at our girlfriend’s boobs far too much. But hey, it was a Calibra, not a Bentley.
We suggest you get bidding. This could be the bargain of the decade, an even bigger bargain than the Honda Concerto our Nan gave us. Imagine that! Just remember though, it’s a Bentley. So even if you do score it for not-a-lot-of-money, it’ll still cost a fortune to run. But then again, you could always live in it. So it’s not all bad.